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PC-Cresent Journal Doll by Jenny2-point-0

This is wonderful! The movement in the tail and eyes are so fluid. The paws are realistic and well drawn. It's hard to see the details,...

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    I know, It's very hard to get out what you want to teach people when you're crazy, that's why we're here today. Socrates, Descartes (DAY-CART for those of you who don't want to sound like an idiot... although they'll still institutionalize you if you blabber about this stuff, so it really doesn't matter. Actually, they haven't gotten any of the teachers yet, and Socrates was the only one who was killed, so go ahead, blabble like an idgit.), Hylas, and Philonous, I have called you here today because, well you're crazy... If you weren't so talkative and would just get to the point people would like you more, I'm looking at you Socrates you old bat. So... This will be our first Session of crazy philosopher help group, where we will help you speak normally, be less cryptic, and help with your communication skills. No, Socrates, put down you're hand, there will be no dialogues.
    What? Yes, Descartes, I know you developed the Cartesian Coordinates, no, you are not too important to be here. Anyway, as I was saying, maybe if you guys were a little less cryptic, and spoke less like you were being translated from ancient Greek or Latin, you would even get a date or two. *sigh* yes Socrates I do realize you had a wife and kids. There was a book written on her... No, I did not read her book... yes, I read yours, well, skimmed is a more accurate word it was so boring... probably why I didn't do so well on the LAST test. WHAT? no I'm here to help YOU guys, not get easy instructions on how to pass my next test! On the contrary, if any of you even think about trying to teach me something different than what I've memorized for the test, I'll stab you in the jaw....... OKAY! Descartes! Tell us about... Stuff!
    Do I exist? What do you think? You don't know... great, well what DO you know?
   'What? God exists. I know this simply because I am a finite creature and do not have the creativity to imagine an infinite being such as God who is perfect and good. What? No, God is an Evil genius, who told you he was good? No, I never said God existed, he doesn't exist... Oh you want to know why God exists? well God exists because God is perfect and existence is perfect therefore God exists... What? who told you God existed? You're all figments of my imagination you know, I couldn't think up God but I can think up friends to listen to me. What? No, no God exists, he's a triangle with two 90 degree angles don't you know?'
    Well, congratulations on using plain and simple English... However, We need to work on you getting to the point a little faster, and only having one point on a subject at a time, that don't differ... anyway, Socrates, we'll talk about you next time okay? Socrates? GET BACK HERE! Stop having Dialogues with random people! This is not normal! Socrates!





As you can see I am now insane but at least I exist, or maybe I don't and you're all in my head. I made up the whole internet with videos and information and all of those good things... You can thank me now.
Also, my uncle just thought of this: did they put Descartes before De-horse?
  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: Screaming children... i assume they're fine.
  • Reading: nothing I finished my book and forgot to get more.
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: At philosophy
  • Eating: Water?
  • Drinking: uhhhh....
I Kind of wish life was like a video game. When we gain XP doing one thing, we could use it to level up something that we are weak in. Such as, I can use my XP from playing videogames to level up my intelligence. Plus we would have HP bars in contrast to being insta-killed by weird things.
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: clock
  • Reading: the keyboard cuz i can't look up and type
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: howrse.
  • Eating: air?
  • Drinking: water
Sorry to all of my mabinogi friends. My computer had died.... also , the stuff I was learning to actually save my computer from an artificial life threatening disease, well, they were online. My other laptop did not have enough hard drive space for mabinogi, also it ran cripplingly slow so the lessons took forever. I bought a book, it took FOREVER to understand the dumb thing. basically what it told me was: "great, now you know how to put a computer together... you now need to learn a little programming to fix your dumb computer." So I did. by the time I was done with all of this, I decided to change my major to computer engineering. Oh and I fixed my computer! Ummm that was after Dad let me have the laptop he had gotten me six months prior saying I could only have it when I went back to college. Now I'm HERE! I love it. aaannnd it has enough hard drive space for all of my games! oh yeah, my computer (excuse my ramling and bouncing back and forth, I am not allowed to do that in English or philosophy) I strait up MURDERED that virus!!! Don't let me into my computer? 2 months later and you'll be DEAD!!!!!! Bwahahahaha!!!! I finally downloaded Mabinogi, but the bott-up system couldn't find the hard drive. No wonder though because it had fallen about a millimeter away from the.... pluggy-inny thing (technical terms, you wouldn't understand XD ) SO I plugged back in and realized that the company hadn't even screwed the hard drive in!!! What the heck? so I did that and now it ain't goin' nowhere! ... well nowhere fast anyway. So yeah tell me about yer lives yes?
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: clock
  • Reading: the keyboard cuz i can't look up and type
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: howrse.
  • Eating: air?
  • Drinking: water

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    I know, It's very hard to get out what you want to teach people when you're crazy, that's why we're here today. Socrates, Descartes (DAY-CART for those of you who don't want to sound like an idiot... although they'll still institutionalize you if you blabber about this stuff, so it really doesn't matter. Actually, they haven't gotten any of the teachers yet, and Socrates was the only one who was killed, so go ahead, blabble like an idgit.), Hylas, and Philonous, I have called you here today because, well you're crazy... If you weren't so talkative and would just get to the point people would like you more, I'm looking at you Socrates you old bat. So... This will be our first Session of crazy philosopher help group, where we will help you speak normally, be less cryptic, and help with your communication skills. No, Socrates, put down you're hand, there will be no dialogues.
    What? Yes, Descartes, I know you developed the Cartesian Coordinates, no, you are not too important to be here. Anyway, as I was saying, maybe if you guys were a little less cryptic, and spoke less like you were being translated from ancient Greek or Latin, you would even get a date or two. *sigh* yes Socrates I do realize you had a wife and kids. There was a book written on her... No, I did not read her book... yes, I read yours, well, skimmed is a more accurate word it was so boring... probably why I didn't do so well on the LAST test. WHAT? no I'm here to help YOU guys, not get easy instructions on how to pass my next test! On the contrary, if any of you even think about trying to teach me something different than what I've memorized for the test, I'll stab you in the jaw....... OKAY! Descartes! Tell us about... Stuff!
    Do I exist? What do you think? You don't know... great, well what DO you know?
   'What? God exists. I know this simply because I am a finite creature and do not have the creativity to imagine an infinite being such as God who is perfect and good. What? No, God is an Evil genius, who told you he was good? No, I never said God existed, he doesn't exist... Oh you want to know why God exists? well God exists because God is perfect and existence is perfect therefore God exists... What? who told you God existed? You're all figments of my imagination you know, I couldn't think up God but I can think up friends to listen to me. What? No, no God exists, he's a triangle with two 90 degree angles don't you know?'
    Well, congratulations on using plain and simple English... However, We need to work on you getting to the point a little faster, and only having one point on a subject at a time, that don't differ... anyway, Socrates, we'll talk about you next time okay? Socrates? GET BACK HERE! Stop having Dialogues with random people! This is not normal! Socrates!





As you can see I am now insane but at least I exist, or maybe I don't and you're all in my head. I made up the whole internet with videos and information and all of those good things... You can thank me now.
Also, my uncle just thought of this: did they put Descartes before De-horse?
  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: Screaming children... i assume they're fine.
  • Reading: nothing I finished my book and forgot to get more.
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: At philosophy
  • Eating: Water?
  • Drinking: uhhhh....

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Thanks for the fav!)
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theresahelmer Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Professional Photographer
Thank you so much for adding me to your watch list, i am utterly flattered :heart: ~Theresa
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Rosewolf86 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!! *Hug*
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You are so welcome for that llama badge!  Have a great weekend, my friend!  :relax:

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you too! thanks!
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Thank you for the watch!
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No problem :D
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Temawei Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist
Thanks so much for the +watch! and also for all the lovely comments, really made my day :meow: In fact you've made me feel like picking up my pencils again!
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fuzzypaw01 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
wow! no problem! :D I'm so glad to have made you happy! I'm glad you want to start drawing again because you're extremely talented! :3 I love your art! It's so very inspring! :)
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